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This right here people...

This right here, people, is a sign of no respect being accorded to ladies who love beer. CHICK BEER. I was gonna quote some of the more egregiously horrible choice bits of the home page and from their "Story" but re-reading this made my eyeballs roll right out of my head and my brain to ooze out my ears. I can't even get into how superficial, sexist, sterotypical, and insulting to the many women who brew and love beer because my blood pressure is already too high. In conclusion, I hate everything. Good day sir!

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I just saw the lineup for the upcoming Sam Adams Winter Collection 12-pack: And I swooned gleefully! No, not because I am an ENORMOUS fan of Sam Adams or its winter collection. (though growing up in New England, I have a nostalgic affection for Old Fezziwig, most likely because of the AWESOME NAME.) But because the Cranberry Lambic is NO MORE. My attitude toward Sam Adams in general may be neutral (I wish it no specific harm, but I don't care too much for the beer- a couple special beers are OK though- I like that Latitude 48 IPA .) But I will dedicate an entire blog post to this news because indeed, I hated Cranberry Lambic THAT MUCH. It was NASTY. According to the Urban Dictionary : Cranberry flavored urine, served as an alcoholic beverage. Made by Samuel Adams. Comes in holiday pack. Seriously. Everyone hates this beer. It is like the Jar-Jar Binks of the beer world. At Beer Advocate , 876 beer drinkers/reviewers have given it a cumulative C+ (which I think is generous, but...